Thursday, October 28, 2010

If You've Got it, Flaunt It

We've long supported equality issues here at Dumbarton's Beer and today we're one step closer to achieving that dream.  Spanx, popular among the ladies, recently unveiled its lineup for men and we say it's about time.  Why do women get to keep physical secrets but not men? 

Soon enough men will be walking down the street as women whistle at them like, well like construction workers.  Nobody will really know if that man is chiseled from hours at the gym or hiding man boobs and a beer gut because he's just coming from the local tavern.

A spokesperson from the company said: ‘There’s no chance of a sagging bum with this range’, and are designed to ‘firm and flatten’.

The American founder of Spanx, Sarah Blakely, said: ‘We applied out 10 years of knowledge and expertise in compression fabrics and transforming the body to this first-of-its-kind collection for men.’
Source: MetroUK
Is that Dumbarton's Beer pictured?  We'll never tell.