"Oxford police arrested James P. Miller after allegedly finding him driving the wrong way down a one-way street with no headlights at about 1:30 a.m. Nov. 1., according to a police report.
Miller, who was allegedly stuffing his mouth with chewing gum, told the officer he did not have anything to drink that night, according to police."
The conversation went something like this:
Miller: I swear ociffer, I haven't been drinkin'.
Officer: You were driving with no headlights.
Miller: Well, uh, jeez, it's easier to see with the natural lighting.
Officer: The wrong way down a one way street.
Miller: I didn't see the sign 'cause it's dark.
Mr. Miller blew a .158 and is pictured above. We could not locate a picture of the breathalyzer blowing into a breathalyzer. That is probably just being greedy but we looked anyway.
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I get jokes.
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