Thanks to @BrooklynBrewery for shedding some light on our new favorite place to shop - Baron Bob's super duper emporium. Bob has been "crusading against the common gift since 1988". Of course, Bob's also been crusading against modern era Web sites but that's a post better suited for the Sci Fi Sweetheart.
Below are a few of Bob's offerings. All that's missing is the Super Bass-o-matic '76.