The Telegraph reports today that one of the finer red coats, Randy Lewis, got himself hammered on the alcohol (and cocaine). Being the safe drive he is, Mr. Lewis had his son take the keys and drive home with several other passengers. Mr. Lewis' son is 10 years old - but he is mature beyond his years. According to the story, Mr. Lewis was in the vehicle with at least one other adult.
Reaching speeds of up to 90 MPH (144 KPH for our metric friends), the kid flipped the vehicle. After the crash, the other adult passenger was seen stuffing her face with pills until police intervened. Mr. Lewis was found wearing a t-shirt reading "Buy this Dad a beer". Classy.
Mr. Lewis you are no K-Fed!