The ABC affiliate in Sarasota, Florida reports that an otherwise fine, upstanding citizen was arrested for stabbing three people in a beer argument. To everybody's surprise, the stabbing occurred in a trailer. Says the report:******************************************************************
...deputies arrested 50-year-old Amilcar Guerra for the stabbing of three men. Deputies say Guerra became upset over the brand of beer two of the men had purchased.
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"I'm telling you man, you bring Miller Lite to my trailer one more time I'm goin' to cut you." (That may not be an accurate quote.)
2 comments:
I love this. I could actually see the geighbors doing this if anyone hated Bud Light. The horror.
Yes, Florida is a regular theme here on DB. There is clearly something in the mixture of salt air, Mickey Mouse, and alcohol that is making a mess of things. But it's damn fine entertainment.
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