Some Stories You Just Can't Make Up

A German brewing company recently won the right to market F**king Hell Beer after they proved to the European Patent Office that the beer is named for a small village in Austria. According to reports, the name was originally rejected by the Office because the name includes a swear word.

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Brewery spokesman Stefan Fellenberg said: "In German the word for a lager beer is a Helles Beer, so we have also patented the name F**king Hell, which means lager from F**king of course.

"I don't understand why the patents office think of something else. They must have dirty minds."

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According to the Sun, Fellenberg added that if succesful with F**king Hell, then the brewer would open similar breweries in Kissing, Petting, and Piss - all townships in Germany.

We Don't Give a Phuk

Marani Brands, Inc. announced today that it reached an agreement to be the exclusive importer and distributor of the uniquely named Phuket Beer. Since we don't know the first thing about Phuket Beer, we'll quote the article:

"Phuket Beer was founded on the tropical island of Phuket in the southern region of Thailand. The lager has gained a distinct image as a lifestyle-brand product representing the carefree and laid back nature of living on an exotic tropical island. ...Phuket Beer is an all-natural beer with no additives or preservatives and produced in small batches to ensure the highest quality, freshness, and consistency."

Phuket Beer does not remind us of a tropical island but it does remind us of Lethal Weapon 2.

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Riggs: This Stinks.

Martin: I don't give a phuk, Riggs. That's why I don't have an ulcer, because I know when to say "I don't give a phuk." And Riggs.

Riggs: What?

Martin: You know what that says?

Riggs: Yeah, same thing as that. But I don't give a phuk.

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