Three Little Beers

How we're spending the afternoon inside the cubicle. Sure beats working.

Part I

Part II

Man's Best Friend Gets Even Better

A company called Bark4Beer has created the best canine accessory in the history of man's best friend. For just $14.95 you can purchase a dog collar that is embedded with a retractable bottle opener. And they know their marketing saying it's a "great gift for you, your loved one, fraternity brother, college roommate, hunting friends, tailgate posse and of course your dog. Bring out your inner party animal today."

Wondering how it works? Click here for a demonstration by disturbingly half-naked Joey. Now, if we could only get Fido to fetch the beer.

Tip of the hat to the Baltimore Sun's Unleashed blog.

Sensing A Theme

We kicked off this month with a double header, including a Mr. Kyle Wygle pulled over for driving a motorized bar stool while intoxicated. Not to be outdone by Mr. Wygle is Hutchinson, Minnesota's own Mr. Darwin Christensen. Mr. Christensen is on the block after apparently driving his lawnmower to the SuperAmerica convenience store while intoxicated to purchase gasoline and more beer. Yep, that's him pictured below. (Why are the always so handsome?)

In a story filled with great highlights this one stands out: "Christensen stopped at one point, and urinated on the side of the road and tossed away an empty beer."

Mr. Hutchinson faces DWI and public urination charges. In case you were wondering it is illegal in Minnesota to operate any motor vehicle under the influence.

Reel Big Fish - BEER

Cheers!

Cass Ice Light

The storm of the year is hitting here in the nation's capital. In honor of the first measurable snowfall of the winter we bring you this delightful, and somewhat befuddling, Cass Ice Light Commercial.



Seriously, InBev own's Cass too?

Look, Up in the Sky

We are not intentionally grabbing only Florida drinking stories - we promise. A woman in Ft. Pierce, Florida was found drinking on the roof of somebody else's home. According to the article, the woman come down and leave but only if the owner gave her more beer. The woman, who was not identified in the article, faces a disorderly intoxication charge.

The AP went on to report that the woman "has been in trouble before".

Next Blog

Proving that our blog is at least as insignificant as all the others.

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How many kilometers is in a marathon? Nevermind, we're not running it regardless of what happens to the rhinos.

Aloware Corporation: Disenado por louis
Looks like some sort of corporate partnership between Apple and Google - you know, because they don't own enough of the Internet already.

Israel is Real
Dispelling the myth that Israel is fake.

Hoy Libro!
Aye Carumba

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Vincit Omnia Veritas
Seeking to fill the void in life by blogging (seriously, we're not making that up)

Learning to Live Love: An Expression of My Journey of Learning What it Means to Live Love
Oh, puke.

Planet of the Kates
Ripping off a crappy movie for your blog title. Kate does apparently own a giant size old school Nintendo controller so we give a slight tip of the hat.

Wow Online Strategy Vault: Wow Strategies for Dominating World of Warcraft
We'd rather go back to Learning to Live Love. And we just got the "WOW" acronym.

I am Not Like Everybody Else: Andrea Orciari
Yes you are.